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E. A. Barker
Erotic Romance, Humor, Advice & How To, Biographies & Memoirs, General Nonfiction, Parenting, Business
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15
- Books
4
- Member Since
Apr 2017
- Gender
Male
- Country
Canada
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Author/Publisher/Publishing Consultant
About
Serious E. A. describes himself as a collector of ideas and a purveyor of dot connections who caters to nonfiction readers. He is an advocate of education for its ability to affect social reform and actively promotes the idea that a global conscience is possible.
Fun E. A. writes fiction. While he would love nothing better than leading a screen-free life using a typewriter in a grass hut on a beach somewhere near the equator, he is committed, for now, to remaining accessible to his readers in a limited way. Each of his books has its own website/blog.
The You & I Erotic Tales Series can be found on twitter @EroticYou as well as on Wordpress at: YouAndI.art.blog
His first book Ms. Creant: The Wrong Doers!, can be found on Wordpress at: MsCreants.wordpress.com
He currently lives within walking distance of a beach in Ontario, Canada; although he is not happy about the short beach season and the city’s denial of his proposed erection of a private beach hut on the waterfront.
E. A. Barker Books
The universe does not abide laziness or people lacking foresight.
E. A. BarkerWomen are creatures driven by a hormonal cocktail which science has just begun to understand.
E. A. BarkerYou will not know if you are talented until you have done the work.
E. A. BarkerYou have a 1 in 1.875 million chance to find the perfect woman.
E. A. BarkerThe Princess Program is the leading cause of unrealistic expectations in women.
E. A. BarkerIf you young guys remember just one thing from this book, make it this: Women can rationalize anything.
E. A. BarkerWhen you are in your third decade, it is the right time to risk everything on your passion.
E. A. BarkerGet yourself a girl who is aware of the role biology plays in her life, and who is conscious of her behaviour on a day-to-day basis.
E. A. BarkerThe more you see, the more you want, and the less you appreciate what you have.
E. A. BarkerThe power of a wedding ring fails at 150 miles.
E. A. BarkerHaters project what they deny in themselves.
E. A. BarkerRemember, when you put a woman up on a pedestal, she has no choice but to look down on you.
E. A. BarkerRemember, dogs love you unconditionally---women do not!
E. A. BarkerId and ego drive all bad decisions, yet we are not teaching this in a child's formative years when it matters.
E. A. BarkerWANTED! A GOOD WOMAN Please forward financial statements, a complete psychological profile, blood test results, and a picture of your eyebrows.
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